Boys.

Last summer I went on a PTA trip with four other ladies from our school. As tends to happen when you get a group of women together, the conversation quickly turned to all things female: labor and delivery stories, PMS, and of course, those dastardly panty lines.

Boy shorts. That was the end-all panty-line solution presented by two members of our troupe. However, my friend Jen informed me of a major knock against them….they are teeny tiny tall. Like those jeans with a 2-inch-long zipper. You know, like plumber pants.

But, desperate for a solution to said line issue, I began to shop around. (Aren’t you glad you know this information about me? I’m here to serve.) Jen was right. Teeny tiny tall. All of them. Everywhere. All of them….EXCEPT Gilligan and O’Malley! Found some. Tried ‘em out. Here’s the review. You’re welcome.

1. They still ride up just as bad even worse than regulars.


2. You can’t solve the ride up issue because when you pull down you’re only pulling on the little leg part, not the….umm….important part.

And.


3. You still have lines. They just go across instead of UP.

I didn’t even bother taking the tags of the second pair.

And that’s all I have to say about that.